Monday, June 21, 2010

Yes it is! No it's NOT!

It's way too hot in here! (Not it's not, you and everyody else who thinks that (including men) must be menopausal!)

It's way too hot in here, even the thermometer on the far side of the living room away from the wood stove says it's 85 degrees! (Not it's not, that thermometer has never been accurate!)

Oh look, the onscreen TV Guide says that your favorite TV show--NCIS--is coming on next. (No it's not, that thing is never accurate, you have to look at the paper listing to see what's REALLY coming on.) But look, NCIS is starting! (OH, well, it's not usually right.)

Toprol might be causing your nausea. (Not it's not, that was car sickness!)

Toprol might be causing your nausea. (No it's not, that's acid reflux even though I have never had any symptoms of it.)

Toprol might be causing your extreme fatigue. (No it's not, it's because I am 85 years old.) BUT...you were fine last week when you weren't taking Toprol! (Oh look at how the wind makes nice patterns on the lake!)

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